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November 9, 1993
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Gore-Perot Debate
10. "Which one's Bowe and which one's Holyfield?"
9. "Damn, where's my index card with all my homespun witticisms?"
8. "Gore and Perot disagree on world trade -- but they slow dance
beautifully together!"
7. "Wife #8 on your private line, Mr. King"
6. "How about I just buy Mexico?"
5. "What the hell was that Prize Wonderland thing?"
(Just before the Top Ten List was read by Dave, he did a little skit
called Prize Wonderland, which consisted of a spokesmodel showing two
picture-phones and a sofa to the audience.)
4. "Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen, but 98% of the country has now dozed off"
3. "Who are you calling stiff? You jug-eared freak!"
2. "Thank you. I'm glad you think Mrs. Gore is a fox, Senator Packwood"
1. "Look out, parachute!"